Our Incoming National Hangover

© Josh Sager – June 2013


Over the last decade, the United States has suffered a massive crisis in leadership and good public policy. It is as though the country went on a bender at the turn of the century, lost control of its faculties, and spent the following decade and a half in an intoxicated haze—we, as a country, did things and made choices that no sober decision-maker would even consider when in their right minds.

Like an out of control college student who gets blind drunk and wakes up in the drunk tank several cities over, naked except for the college mascot costume, and possessing a hazy understanding of the events of the night before, the USA is in for a very rude awakening. However, unlike said college student, the scope of the damage caused by our country’s millennium bender is much larger than a fine and embarrassment, and will most likely haunt us for decades to come.

Unfortunately, it appears unavoidable that the United States is in for the societal equivalent to the mother of all hangovers once we fully sober up and realize the true scope of the damage wrought while we were intoxicated.

To those of you who were “drunk” at the time, here is what our country was up to during the millennium bender:

  • We let 5 extremists on the Supreme Court hand our government over to corporations by legalizing corporate bribery, eviscerate the Voting Rights Act, and cripple consumer/worker rights.
  • We overused dirty fuels to the point where we caused permanent damage to our global climate, despite the fact that we were given regular warnings from our scientific community.
  • We traded our civil rights away to those in power in exchange for imagined security from an inflated foe—our 1st Amendment rights are restricted, we are under regular surveillance, we face the threat of indefinite detention under the NDAA, and, if we go abroad, we may be summarily executed by our government if they think that we may be related to a terrorist.
  • We let a cabal of warmongers lie us into two ground-wars, torture people, and drag our national reputation through the mud, then we refused to hold them accountable when their lies and crimes were exposed.
  • We not only let bankers commit fraud, crash our economy, and steal our homes, but we bailed them out when they destroyed their own companies and let them slide without legal consequences for their clearly illegal actions.
  • We cut social welfare programs, education, and infrastructure to the bone, all while letting the most wealthy get away with paying the lowest percentage of tax revenue that they have paid in decades.
  • We let a bunch of corrupt, young-earther, birther, ignorant, crazy, hyper-religious, ideologues gain a foothold in our government and bring it to a state of complete paralysis.
  • We have accepted our military and intelligence communities using a fleet of unmanned flying robots to kill thousands of people abroad—to make this worse, a large percentage of these people are killed because they fit a pattern of behavior (ex. carrying weapons, loading boxes into truck, digging a hole, etc.) and are never even identified.

Just like with a night of drinking with friends, there were a few sober “designated drivers” who attempted to keep the drunk people from doing crazy things and damaging everything around them, but, unfortunately, they failed—rational voices were overtaken by the fearful, corporatist, and reactionary policies supported by elites of both parties.

While it is undeniable that the extreme right wing in the USA pushed most of the terrible ideas enacted during our millennium bender, the fact remains that the Democrats and the American public stood by and let them. Democrats let their fear of confrontation and greed for corporate money hold them back from opposing the right wing insanity with the aggression that was required. The American people turned a blind eye to the growing extremism within their politicians and refused to do the required research to understand what was really happening before it was too late.

One day, when things finally get so bad that people wake up from their stupor, they will look back and wonder how things got so out of control. Like the drunk, waking from a bender with a hangover and no clothing, these people will be in pain and have no idea what happened the night before (or, in this case, decade before). When this happens, those of us who were not functionally intoxicated will yell at them “you just wouldn’t listen and now things are FUBAR for all of us.”

Unfortunately, many of the things that were done during this period of intoxication have caused irreparable damage to millions of Americans, the stability of the entire planet’s climate, and the lives of those abroad who lost family to America’s wrongheaded foreign policy. Even once the people wake up, there is no way to fix the substandard education given to those who grew up in the era of public school austerity, return the lives of those who lost theirs in unnecessary wars, or prevent global climate change from ravaging the planet.

One thought on “Our Incoming National Hangover

  1. Your idea that Republicans single handedly took America in this direction is fallible, since the Democrats formed and passed most of these issues you refer to, such as bailouts. Obama led this country down this horrid path that I fear we will never return from. I appreciate your blog however I generally disagree with it. If American’s were more involved with anything besides reality shows and duck calls, the “system” could have worked how ever we told it to. Americans do not keep up with politics nor do they care to. That’s the issue. Our government works from the people. We must be involved with telling our representatives what we think about current issues. That’s the bottom line. Education and politics would be alittle better if the people were involved.


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